Crazee Lizt: Kids Are Quick

My friend send me this and its very funny.. pass it around and make someone laugh.

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ...
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables..

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punishhim?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

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Supportlah aku dengan sejujurnya..

Aku sekarang berasa amat tertekan.. teramat tertekan, aku mengharapkan support dari mereka yang rapat dengan aku. Tapi kenapa mesti support dari mereka diluar nampaknya jauh lebih hebat dari didalam. Kenapa? Dan aku jugak tak suka dibandingkan dengan sesiapa pun, jadi jangan tuding jari itu kearah aku, aku tak suka! Sebab aku masih dalam peringkat mengenal dunia luar, so berilah aku peluang untuk pergi jauh lagi, pimpinlah tangan aku bersama.. itu saja yang aku harapkan.. susah sangat ker?

Tapi sebernanya aku bersyukur dengan support dari rakan aku yang jauh, dioranglah yang banyak memberi nasihat kepada aku, beri tunjuk ajar, ketawa bersama menangis bersama, dan diorang gaks masih bersama aku, sanggup bersama aku.. walaupun diorang masih tak nampak lagi akan kemewahan yang aku sendiri tak janjikan. Tapi diorang masih sanggup menolong aku lagi hingga ke hari ini, aku amat berterima kasih kerana itu, korang tau siapa korang. Betul-betul aku appreciate..

Memang sakit kepala waktu aku sebernanya sekarang nih, dengan kerja yang banyak dan kerja luar aku pula nak kejar. Tambahan pulak duit kat poket aku yang dah kering.. Aku kene berubah, bergerak dengan mereka yang ingin berjaya.. aku taknak habiskan sisa masa hidup aku dengan menjadi kuli orang selamanya. Aku mahukan something yang aku buat pada hari ini boleh menjadi satu contoh yang boleh dibangga di masa hadapan. Besar cita-cita tuh tapi itulah sebernanya yang aku nak capai.

Memang instinct daripada kecik diajar macam tuh.. berdikari, tahan sakit, psychology, business mind, law, logical, body language, math, thinker, creativity, responsibilities dan discipline. Tuh sume ayah aku ajar dari kecik dulu, sungguh.. walaupun kalau korang tengok dia rileks jer selalu, tapi hidup dengan dia banyak diselitkan benda-benda macam tuh, and no doubt he was my best teacher ever I got in the entire world. He thought me everything before I face the real world, now I slowly adapt all his lesson in my life, and syukurlah until now I still manage to survive onwards. Ayah! You are the best!

Tak lupa mak aku jugak, the one yang always make me happy bila aku pandang muka dia. Yerla ramai yang panggil aku anak mak, tapi who cares.. I love my mom.. also my dad.. memang giler-giler diorang bersama. LOVE U GUYS ALWAYS MOM N DAD!

Bila tertekan macam nih kita baru teringat pada family kita kan? teringat muka masing-masing, lawak diorang, masakan diorang, nakal korang, adik beradik korang.. kenkadang tuh bila aku tension kerja, message diorang sampai.. selalunya message yang bagi nasihat banyak dia beri. Sejuk hati aku.. takkan lupa jasa diorang sampai bila-bila.

Tapi suatu hari nanti aku akan ada family aku sendiri, hopefully orang yang ‘rapat’ aku itu dapat faham jiwa aku, jangan konkong, bagi supportive dan paling penting sekali adalah… SMART! Tu jer… taknak banyak.. ITU.. SAHAJA.. OKAY!!!

Dah! Sekian.. aku nak tido.. ;p

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If you read this, let's talk..

Aku jenis pemurah hati, suka menolong orang, bila friends or anyone who close to me really need helps i will certainly find way to help it. Never say no, because one day we may need help from others also.. I've been there and understood very well..

If you read this, jangan la camtuh. The reason why i call u so many times is because i wanna know the status, that's all. If u think u can't pay like u promise before, then u can just say it to me.. Simple! Seriously, tak suka peningkan kepala orang yang mungkin berada dalam masalah, tak baik.. Tapi kalau terus senyap pon tak baik, at least talk, i and my friend can understand.

Kami bukan jahat, kami memang betol-betol nak tolong, tapi bila buat cmnih u buat i rase cam "Why everytime i did something nice this is what i get?" why?? Mungkin the amount wasn't so big, but at least try to talk with me.. we can settle this peacefully. I don't wanna make anything complicated, seriously.. Its so not me..

Please i beg u, i convince my friend to withdraw some amount to cukupkan the amount u ask. Don't burden our problem more longer.. i malu ngan my friend.. please..

sincerely from your helping friend.

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Canon 1000d: Akhirnya Aku Success Buat Decision

Daylight tadi while aku tengah on date aku jumpa something. Something that is important to me, something yang aku truly wanna have it! Something yang aku always dream of.. Sebuah camera DSLR ladies & gentleman, when first time i astound looking it was the price, couldn't believe my eye, very cheap! think of it.. the price was RM1999 only and another good deal was it come with lens! which means aku tak perlu untuk find resource "how to this and that", "google this and that" and just take it and snap!

So lepas aku found the thing aku automatically cepat-cepat go to magazine store untuk baca review tentang camera tuh dengan finger cross hopefully review for the exact model tuh ada. I found the magazine, but... forget the name pulak. Oh well, its says that...... The camera is right suitable for person that wanna go to the professional photographer level (That's me), overall its okay but got some itsy bitsy tiny problem with bla bla bla (I can handle that)... and bla bla bla. The camera is okay overall. Whoopiedoo...!!!

Tapi comes the next problem, i don't have that kind of money, so i decide to take AEON easy payment nanti (Yeah i've fall into a booby trap!) But what the heck, its the thing i've always want. Camera yang aku boleh give expression about all things around me without ever worry dengan quality or grains or noisy pictures. I just wanna snap! snap! snap!

So, plan for the next move is........ go to jusco, bring all the documentary they surely needed and pray that i can have the full loans for the stuff. MUST! MUST! MUST! HAVE IT!!!

P/S: The camera will not being used to take amateur photos alike. So... Hopefully u understand yer dear..

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Obama Is Heading Up~!

I'm not U.S. citizen, but i like to see how the election goes with U.S. right now. Obama seems had been swifting many states in America including New York and California. And Mccain well.. hope he gives Obama way to victory ya my friend. Let they i'il be a new president that can make everyone in the world smiles (not pretend smiling get it?!).

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RaNtAi akan kembali beracara semula untuk tahun ini

Aku terbaca blogpost baru dari mereka di blog RaNtAi event yang akan kembali menemui orang ramai diluar sana yang diberitahu akan diadakan pada 12 hingga 14 December 2008 ini. Beberapa acara yang akan dilaksanakan juga telah diceritakan sedikit didalamnya seperti acara membaca dan membeli buku terpakai seperti novel, puisi dan pendidikan. More detail tentang event tersebut sila layari di laman blog mereka dan juga MySpace.

Oh ya! mereka juga dah pun buka penjualan t-shirt mereka bagi event tahun ini, maka kepada mereka yang ingin mendapatkan sila lihat contoh diatas dan hubungi jika berkenan. Oleh itu semoga maju jaya dan Enjoy~!

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Peranan Tambahan Aku Semalam

Semalam adalah hari pertama aku write blogpost bagi blog music aku HypeCapsule.com, memang susah bagai nak type something formal ni kan? Hahaha.. Atau ntahla, perhaps akan datang aku mungkin akan type something unformal sket? Maybe? A little humor spice should done right?

Walaupun baru satu aku dah postkan, namun dalam draftnyer mak aihhh, pening! Rasa aku cam nak letak fully my jobs as full-time blogger jer, seronok tapi risky pasal yerlaa.. kita tak certain lagi kan pasal urban legend mengatakan blogging can make you rich! Not sure but some people had done it, but still doubt about it. How about you guys?

Papepon, thanks kepada seorang mate or business partner aku dalam HypeCapsule nih pasal willing to be together untuk make this thing happen. Banyak idea masuk tapi confuse mana satu nak done dulu and mana satu yang nak patut put aside for while. Tapi rasanya aku dah boleh sediakan workflow or satu perancangan supaya everything looks neat and smart to all readers out there. Professional! Be... Professional..

That's it for while, banyak lagi work daylight aku disini kene done dulu sebelum aku moving ke part aku. So, have a good time and selamat maju jaya. Enjoy~!

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Blues Monday: 3 Songs That Can Help You Survive That Monday Morning

Working on monday was not being as favorite pick by most people, including myself.. But still, people have to go work to keep stayin' alive. So.. this is my 3 favorite pick videos to help you cheer up just a little bit before punching that card or scan your thumbnail. Actually, there are more perfectly songs than this. But sadly, they don't have the video. This also can la.. Enjoy!

Weezer - Buddy Holly

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The Strokes - Heart In A Cage

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Green Day - Macy's Day Parade

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Why? Why Does Have To Be Like This??

It sad when i open my gmail and what i got was these, a failure message from JobStreet. Shit~! Why you don't want to take me? I can be your greatest employer of the year man.. I can help find your mate on Facebook, i also can make coffee, latte? cappucino? espresso? 1 shot or double shot?! LOL!

Come on man.. give this guy some chance la, call me~! And also some nice salary number okay. ;-p

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Hype Capsule is up!

Finally! For all this time, i was so having this and that problem that i have to postpone few times this project. But now, i finally made it, i bought the domain name for hypecapsule.com along with web host from ServerFreak guys. It is now time to unleash the power of my writing skills to the new site. Crushing every opponent till they all cry like a baby. LOL! I was just kidding on last part..

So, what is Hype Capsule anyway?

When they 1st hear the name, probably people will assume.. "Wow! Sham is going to open a Viagra site. Sure he's a successful Viagra tokan now..", the answer is... no! Hype Capsule was purpose to be as music + art online publishing, or nowadays we called them as blog. Yes its a blog, blog that give news to all independent scene + arts + fashion + articles that related to it + podcasts + videolog and lastly the events that made everyone happy.

This blog is like a Beta version for 1 year, yes 1 year.. Why 1 year? Why not?! Because as a web developer myself, whenever you do some new applications, or system for the web, it will have some minor problems, minor okay.. not major. remember, i'm genius! LOL! So crazy la tonight i got idea to put some humor on my "should be a serious topic to tell everyone la stupid!".

Don't be too excited, i'm not creating any new system for the blog, i'm using WordPress from top to bottom, from A to Z, purely. I like WordPress so much, that's the best CMS i ever try and it was so damn easy to do some coding. Even my grandma can do it, well.. sort of. And also this brilliant idea was not by following anybody else, trust us. Last time i got this idea when i was dreaming 2 months previous (*rubbing nose). Truly shit man! ;-p

So, by the way. Below is the screenshot of how the blog looks like when its up, take a look and leave me some nice comment after that. Much appreciated people..

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I Wanna Have This Eco-Button!

I found this on 080808 Climate Change website, showing this Eco-Button logo that will glow wherenever you plug-in to your PC. It also comes with program that maybe you don't need to be install and the program itself can help you save energy from PC usage everyday. Even when you make your call can be saved, very nice cool thing to have, but i'm not sure about the one that make calls.. And after i read more it looks like a very simple thing, just push the button and you ready to go.

Below is few pictures i taken from the website and also link to check out more further info:

080808 Climate Change - Eco Button

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