Showing posts with label Crazee Lizt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Crazee Lizt. Show all posts
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Cara-cara mengurangkan belanja majlis perkahwinan
Aku memang tak suka nak copy hasil tulisan orang lain, tapi kenkadang tuh sifat keinginan untuk sharing benda yang aku rasa best untuk share memang tak dapat dielakkan, maka oleh itu. Dipersembahkan...
Semakin hari, perbelanjaan kita semakin meningkat. Begitu juga dengan perbelanjaan kahwin. Sebagai seorang yang masih bujang dan akan melangsungkan perkahwinan bila jodoh sudah sampai, aku amat risau akan perkara ini kerana aku akan berkahwin suatu hari nanti.
Oleh itu, dengan sedaya upaya aku cuba memikirkan cara paling terbaik untuk mengurangkan perbelanjaan semasa majlis perkahwinan. Berikut adalah beberapa cara yang aku rasa agak terbaik dan boleh di ikuti:
1. Buat majlis perkahwinan pada bulan puasa.
Nah. Bila bulan puasa, semua orang tak boleh makan pada waktu siang hari. Jadi, buatlah di bulan puasa. Tetamu akan datang untuk memberikan salam kaut pada bapa pengantin, dan di bawa ke dalam untuk melihat pengantin bersanding.
Juga dapat potong budget pasukan kompang kerana tak kan lah mereka ingin berkompang pada waktu panas terik kan?
2. Buat majlis perkahwinan tanpa menyediakan juadah makanan
Ok, mungkin jika dibuat bulan puasa adalah kurang baik kerana pengantin sudah "halal" dan takut-takut mereka bersetubuh pada waktu siang dan akan menyebabkan si suami terpaksa puasa 2 bulan untuk menggantikannya.
Jadi, tak usah sediakan lauk-pauk. Pengantin akan bersanding dan tetamu hanya datang tengok sahaja. Bila tetamu tanya kenapa tiada makanan, cakap sahaja lah begini, "anggap sahaja macam window shopping. Pergi jalan-jalan di shopping complex tapi tak beli apa-apa."
3. Menyuruh tetamu membawa makanan sendiri
Yang ini lebih mudah. Pada kad jemputan, tulis dengan font yang besar ayat ini: "Makanan tidak di sediakan. Sila bawa juadah sendiri."
Bukan sahaja dapat berjimat, malah tetamu juga puas hati kerana boleh makan makanan kegemaran mereka pada majlis perkahwinan anda. Housemate aku, Hafiz, yang tidak makan nasi pasti gembira kerana boleh bawa roti High 5 di kenduri kahwin anda nanti.
4. Adakan majlis perkahwinan pada hari bekerja
Buat kenduri perkahwinan anda pada hari bekerja. Isnin hingga Jumaat. Lebih terbaik jika jangan terkena pada cuti sekolah. Jadi, agak sukar untuk mereka mahu ke kenduri tersebut.
Lebih terbaik bila anda tetapkan waktu makan pada pukul 2:30 petang hingga 4:30 petang.
5. Buat majlis perkahwinan di pasar malam
Tempatkan pelamin pada hujung di satu pasar malam. Tetamu terpaksa menempuh pasar malam untuk ke bahagian pelamin. On the way tu, pasti mereka akan beli makanan di pasar malam. Selesai satu masalah.
6. Kahwin serentak dengan semua adik beradik
Jika kamu di lahirkan dalam keluarga yang besar, ia amat menguntungkan.
Pakat sahaja semua adik beradik kamu untuk kahwin serentak. Kos untuk perbelanjaan kenduri dapat di kurangkan. Bayangkan jika kamu ada 9 adik beradik. Kos untuk satu majlis perkahwinan berjaya di bahagikan kepada 9 bahagian.
Siapkan satu pelamin sahaja. Bergilir-gilir ketika ingin bersanding. Mahu lebih jimat? Mudah sahaja. Gunakan baju pengantin yang sama untuk setiap adik beradik. Selepas satu pasang pengantin bersanding, buka baju bersanding itu dan beri kepada adik yang mahu bersanding pula.
7. Tumpang majlis perkahwinan orang lain
Adakan majlis perkahwinan di sebelah majlis perkahwinan orang lain. Bila tetamu anda datang dan ingin menjamu selera, suruh mereka ambil makanan di majlis bersebelahan.
8. Tempatkan lokasi majlis perkahwinan di tempat yang susah nak dikunjungi oleh tetamu
Jika kamu tinggal di Semenanjung Malaysia, kamu nyatakan lokasi majlis perkahwinan di Sabah/Sarawak. Dan juga sebaliknya bagi yang tinggal di Sabah/Sarawak.
Tapi, jika kamu rasa para tetamu masih boleh sampai ke destinasi yang dimaksudkan, nyatakan yang kamu langsungkan majlis perkahwinan di Fiji, Hawaii, Madagascar atau mana-mana negara yang kamu suka.
Tapi, jangan pula tulis kamu mahu membuat majlis di Israel, dapat pulak pasport Malaysia masuk Israel. Nanti nampak sangat tidak logiknya.
9. Beri peta palsu untuk lokasi majlis perkahwinan anda
Jangan bagi peta yang betul pada kad perkahwinan. Beri lokasi palsu. Jadi semua tetamu akan sesat. Jika tetamu telefon untuk bertanya, jangan angkat.
Pada hari esok, kamu memohon maaf kepada tetamu dan kata kedai kamu mencetak kad perkahwinan yang tersalah cetak peta, walhal kamu yang memang tak mahu buat majlis perkahwinan.
Jika mereka tanya kenapa tak angkat telefon, kata yang kamu sibuk melayan tetamu.
10. Letak iklan di akhbar
Tangkap gambar anda dan pasangan anda berpakaian pengantin dan hantar ke semua akhbar tempatan. Macam iklan jenis satu muka surat penuh tu.
Beli satu muka surat surat khabar dan letak gambar tersebut dan tulis: "Maka dengan ini si polan bin polan telah selamat di ijab kabul dengan si polan binti polan pada (tarikh)....". Lebih mudah bukan? Malah lebih jimat kos.
Itulah cara-cara terbaik yang aku dapat fikirkan dalam masa setengah jam untuk mendapatkan cara mengurangkan kos majlis perkahwinan anda. Bagaimana? Ada berani ke mahu cuba?
Ginilah kalau dah kegawatan ekonomi..hahahahahha Read more...
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Jadual Music Show RTW 8
Menurut sumber yang boleh dipercayai dan tidak boleh diberitahu pada semua orang, maka berikut adalah senarai penuh perjalanan masa Rock The World 8 nanti. Jumpa disana!
ROCK THE WORLD 8
BAND SCHEDULE
CONCERT DAY - 20TH DECEMBER 2008
12.00pm - 12.15pm College band 1
12.15pm - 12.25pm break
12.25pm - 12.40pm College band 2
12.40pm - 12.55pm break
12.55pm - 1.10pm College band 3
1.10pm - 1.20pm Zuhur Prayer break
1.20pm - 1.35pm College band 4
1.35pm - 1.45pm break
1.45pm - 2.00pm College band 5
2.00pm - 2.10pm break
2.10pm - 2.55pm College band 6
2.25pm - 2.35pm break
2.35pm - 2.55pm Estrella
2.55pm - 3.05pm break
3.05pm - 3.25pm Bunkface
3.25pm - 3.35pm break
3.35pm - 3.55pm Zip Zieller
3.55pm - 4.05pm break
4.05pm - 4.30pm Republic of Brickfields
4.30pm - 4.45pm Asar Prayer Break
4.45pm - 5.05pm Upon Arrival
5.05pm - 5.15pm break
5.15pm - 5.35pm Komplot
5.35pm - 5.45pm break
5.45pm - 6.05pm They Will Kill Us All
6.05pm - 6.15pm break
6.15pm - 6.35pm The Otherside Orchestra
6.35pm - 6.45pm break
6.45pm - 7.10pm Pure Vibracions
7.10pm - 7.25pm Maghrib Prayer Break
7.25pm - 7.45pm The Times
7.45pm - 7.50pm break
7.50pm - 8.20pm Laila's Lounge
8.20pm - 8.30pm Isyak Prayer Break
8.30pm - 8.50pm Estranged
8.50pm - 9.00pm break
9.00pm - 9.20pm Koffin Kanser
9.20pm - 9.30pm break
9.30pm - 9.50pm OAG
9.50pm - 10.00pm break
10.00pm - 10.20pm Revenge
10.20pm - 10.30pm break
10.30pm - 10.50pm One Buck Short
10.50pm - 11.00pm break
11.00pm - 11.20pm Butterfingers
11.30pm END
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Crazee Lizt: Kids Are Quick
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ...
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables..
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punishhim?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher Read more...
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Crazee Lizt: 5 Gadgets Yang Aku Nak Dalam Backpack Everyday
As an IT person, aku memang sukakan gadget. As in matter fact, aku memang minat dengan all new technology comes up, because to me.. If the person was so lazy reading tech news or even care about what happens around them, then the person would be the last one to know or kata lainnya, OUTDATED! Tapi even sekarang di zaman millenium kini pun bukan sahaja IT person yang minat, tapi orang biasa pun minat playing with new toys, pasal instinct manusia yang sukakan something yang baru memang suatu yang nature always happen.
So disini, untuk blog post kali ni, aku dah buat satu kategori khas yang aku letakkan sebagai crazee list aku terhadap something or anything. Tapi bagi Crazee list pertama, aku choose gadget topics pasal always aku imagine if only i got all these thing on my backpack everyday. Bukan nak show off, tapi just some message to the people out there yang aku seorang gadget junkie sahaja. LOL! So here it is, my list for you:
I'm a gamer, aku pernah dilaporkan menghabiskan sisa hidup aku dalam 24 jam dengan menghabiskan 60% daripadanya menghadap PS2 aku kini, namun Sony telah menghasilkan dalam bentuk portable, suatu berita yang menarik, kerana aku boleh extend masa aku sebelum nih dengan penambahan 10%. Dan for sure, aku akan gone white after that. LOL!
PSP bukan sahaja portable gear untuk play games, even watching movies, listen to songs (ermmmm.. that's it i think?) yang boleh anda dapat dalam cute compact size. Graphics pun tak mengecewakan, almost 95% like PS2 & 5% PS3. Tapi.. yela, kalau follow news on internet that can be rely. PSP ada banyak kekurangan.. Tapi tuh sumer tak kisah, yang pentingnya kan bagus kalau ader.
Even though PSP bole takeover dari segi songs playlist, tapi iPod still is the bomb! You know la kan.. iPod is the greatest gadget ever exist after Mona Lisa painting. Huisyoo.. Lagipun the new iPod storage capacity is up to 120GB (WOW!), dan boleh masukkan 12,000 Mp3 dan the rest boleh dimuatkan filem favorite korang (Yippie!). How cool is that?! Haha.. Must get one if i was so lucky in the future.
Taking photographs was some cool thing to-do. If you like art photography that is.. I'm a bit photogenic, i like to capture every detail life moment in pictures. Because one single photo can tell you 1000 stories. That's the power of photos you should not mess up with. So choosing DSLR was a right thing to make, cause the quality of the pictures (Ni belum masuk bab technical) can be so astounding, u see the photos more clearer and more colourful (or should i say super?), and if you know how to play with graphics editor like Photoshop, that will be some bonus point to you.
But i get a bit dificulty to make choice, is it the new Nikon should i choose? or Canon? (Nikon also can but i choose the top notch manufacturer) But based to readings i make on internet, it doesn't matter actually. Cause both thing can make good quality pictures, it depends to your money wallet in the end. Oh and the lens, the most important part of DSLR, the one that can cost you more than the body itself. Also must ask first with professionals or do some research to get the one result you want. But still.. as i said before, its all about money bebeh, its all about money..
Thanks to my friend Isazaly on Facebook, he recommend me to pick this model for the purpose of video recording. The output can be max to High Definition quality, that is 1800 dpi video format we talking. I'm not sure about the voice recording, but i think if you want to get more clearer sound you should buy some mic add-on to it. Some more, it has many settings you can choose from, and Isazaly also says that Canon HF10 was the best camcorder he ever got. Some advice from a professional if you ask me.
But sadly, the one that i cry when think of it too much, was the price. It cost can cekik you till RM5000++ to get your hands on the camcorder. Talk about quality and the price, must be a drunken guy that's put the price on first place. But as a wise man says, good things always come with good price.. You know what i mean.
But if someday i could grab one of this baby, i can be a YouTube star. Doing crazy and funny thing on video to be seen on the whole wide world. You never know what you could do if you are a soo.. bored with life person. LOL!
Test Canon HF10 from Ricardo Nakamura on Vimeo.
Lastly, the one thing that you must have if you have all 3 gadget above (exclude PSP). The one that can done everything from graphics to video editor (exclude gaming). Its Macbook Pro ladies and gentleman, the one that make me biting my finger if i see one in action, the completion of everything. It was magnificent! It was super! It was... Okay i'm sorry for being too fanboy for this baby. But this is the one i must have and looking for, the one that should i play with everyday. But.. like i said before before this.. The price was good.... to Steve Jobs. But you know la kan, once you buy Apple products.. everything can be hard to get free, not many developers willing to make free open source for mac applications. Why developers? WHY?? But that's not meant that it doesn't have free things at all, no.. it had. But.. its hard to explain actually. You just have to look further on that.
But the great news is the new Macbook Pro that's coming have 2 graphics card to accelerate your jobs and the cons to me was, its only offer to 15" inch monitor. No 17" inch monitor, what a sad.. I like seeing big things (That can sounds dirty if you are a pervert!).
That's all folks for my crazee list this week, be sure to catch on my Crazee List next week. And before i finish writing this blogpost, i wasn't aware that i have been writing in english back! LOL! All the sudden, the thoughts just pouring in and it seems i've become genius! LMAO! Ya lorr, who else will praise us if not us ourselves right? Clap clap your hands everyone. Big hug! Big hug! Read more...
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